- No bubble baths. Cowboys in this day and age ONLY shower. They have apparently came a long way. All this time I thought they didn't shower at all.
- Cowboys wake up with the sun. They have a lot to do.
- When cowboys go to bed they must sleep with tractor blankets.
- Indoors is no place for a cowboy. They like to be outside chewing on a piece of grass looking off into the distance.
- "Jean pants" aren't a question. They are the answer.
2 years ago